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original title: Metal Man
duration: 1h 27min
tags: When an experimental Metal helmet with super-human powers gets into the wrong hands, peace and harmony is jeopardized.
keywords: fanfilm, basedonfilm, mockbuster, armor, superhero, parody
But these general complaints fail to scratch the surface of what makes this such an awesomely bad movie. Highlights include: 1) Dr Blake's lab quite clearly being someone's garage, inexplicably filled with fire extinguishers.
2) The villain looking awkward in a suit a few sizes too large for him, apparently aware that his evil lair is just someone's tackily furnished living room.
3) Iron Hero jabbing nutrient fluid into a hole in his neck, whilst unnecessarily epic music blares.
4) Dr Blake dying from being lightly pushed over.
5) The sheer amount of times Iron Hero crushes someones fist.
6) Watching the poor guy inside the Iron Hero costume try to move, run, and even drive a car, despite the fact that the wrists of the suit pretty much trap his hands.
7) The villain dying by having all his bones inexplicably dissolved.
8) Iron Hero obviously wearing trainers with his impenetrable robot suit.
9) The mechanical voice for Iron Hero making almost all his lines incomprehensible gibberish.
10) A romantic embrace, during which both characters are wearing identical, scowling robot helmets. This is just unbelievable. As a home piece it may be funny for the authors to laugh at their piece. As a joke for the beer party it works pretty well. But this piece made it to the retail somehow and it is being sold for real money, which is not funny. Not at all. I think this may be acceptable for early morning cable TV, but it is way too stupid, uninventive and just dull. The "superhero" movies are usually not the brightest ones, but this is only derivative of the derivative - completely predictable and boring. No decent effects, pathetic combat, just tons of boring talks. On a positive side - the black haired girl (Katherine Pawlak) is really pretty and she is probably the only one that seems not to overact horribly. So one point for her. As for the script and director: I do hope this is just a home movie attempt. Please do not make any other movies for sale - find another job instead.
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